Please,            no spoilers.


“Selected” “Reviews

"You could win a Cannes. You could also win an Oscar. You can do whatever you dream of." - Mom

"Is she Jewish?" - Grandma

"Best to Take Home to the Parents" Runner-Up - Fox Lane HS Yearbook 


"Put this in one of your improv sketches!" - Dad

"That's not how that works" - Me

"No, I've seen you do it before, just put it in the sketch." - Dad

"Dad, they're not sketches. That's totally different." - Me

"You know what I mean...are the Mets playing tonight?" - Dad